I Am High Off This NFL Draft

I am stoned solid off of the 2020 NFL Draft for two reasons:

  1. It feels like sports are back
  2. The Jets are making smart moves
  3. My Madden franchise is going to be really fun

Joe Douglas followed up the Mekhi Becton pick by TRADING DOWN in the second round despite the fact that Baylor WR Denzel Mims (MIMS!) – who received the highest possible grade in all of my mock rankings – was about to fall into our lap. So instead of picking at 48 we slid down to 59. Immediate disappoint.

But guess the fuck what? GUESS. Mims was still there. We got our guy!


Becton and Mims is about as good as the Jets could have hoped for with their first two picks. A mountain of a man to protect Sam and a speed demon weapon for him to chuck it to. I, for one, am unbelievably high off this draft. So high that I tried to make that Mount Becton graphic. So high that I can’t really put it into words so I did a quick search on RollItUp.org for suggestions:

Those zingers may be eight years out of date, but you get the point. Thank you, Bonzo78 and company for the help.

Also shout out to the Jets’ third round picks, Cal safety Ashtyn Davis and Florida EDGE Jabari Zuniga. I don’t know shit about either but DB and EDGE are positions of need. Also, Davis’ dad was apparently the leader of a rap metal band in Santa Cruz called Code III. That’s gotta count for something.

This is all just so fantastic. Let’s get another receiver! Let’s get some more guys!


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