“A highlight reel of audacity.” Of course they’re begging to get caught by flaunting their pictures and videos all over Facebook. Of course publicly displaying their cellphone numbers isn’t the smartest idea. I just think they don’t care. The backlash from this will come at the expense of one Tony Parker. The one in charge of security at the Tennessee prisons. Hey pal, dudes are taking selfies on your watch. One guy had an iPhone5. Another bro said he, “is definitely a thousand”. If I know anything about prison security its that you can’t have inmates definitely getting a thousand. Warden 101. Just can’t have it if you expect to keep your job.
That’s a college dorm room. A decent college dorm room at that. Borderline country club. And Martez Wright is like the Mark Zuckerberg of the whole Tennessee penal system. Posting a shit ton of videos. Smoking on that loud. Satisfying his munchies with ‘scrumptious items that he gets. That he eat on a daily.’ No kidding. Feasts fit for a social media mogul. I counted about 4 different flavors of chips and close to 68 honey buns. You name it and Martez Wright has probably done it and definitely posted about it.
Editors Note: Smoking on that STUPID LOUD.
This is my guy. Double middle fingers. Perfect situation for DMF’s. Shades on to conceal the identity. Butterfinger in the mouth. Moon Lodge chips- never even heard of those things before. Hot sauce- just in case. And even some nice curtains in the background to really tie the room together. Living the dream. Got to know his story.