Mario Balotelli Being Mario Balotelli

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Marca: Another shocking statement from the ever-controversial but always different, Mario Balotelli. The Milan striker is so confident that Real Madrid will not rise to the challenge against Borussia Dortmund, that he has put his girlfriend – the beautiful Fanny Neguesha – forward as the prize in this strange, risky bet: “If Real Madrid comes back against Borussia Dortmund and make it to the final of the Champions League, I will let my girlfriend sleep with all the players”.

Brass fucking balls. Granted, Real Madrid would have to make up 3 goals in this match on Tuesday in order to make it to the final. Unlikely, but still no guarantee. Certainly not confident enough to pull the ole, “The entire roster can bang my girlfriend” if I’m wrong. Personally, if I’m betting my girlfriend it has to be something I have no chance of losing. The sky is blue type of shit. But thats just because I’m a mere mortal pussy, and Mario Balotelli isn’t. There’s a special type of crazy that feels betting an absurd amount of money just isn’t enough to display his confidence. Hey Mario, if you’re so confident why not put $5 million on the game? No Kyle, that isn’t enough- I will put my girlfriends vagina on the line instead. Absolutely fearless. Have to wonder how Fanny feels about this wager…

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