Creeps on a Plane!

Gawker: In an effort to promote the launch of its ultra-cheap Los Angeles to Las Vegas route, Virgin introduced a new “Seat-to-Seat Delivery” option that allows passengers to hit on other passengers by sending them unsolicited drinks, meals, and snacks through the in-flight entertainment system.

The purpose of this feature, according to airline president Sir Richard Branson, is to help Virgin travelers “get lucky.”

“I’m not a betting man, but I’d say your chance of deplaning with a plus-one are at least 50%,” Branson says in a video explaining how the function works.

 

I’ve had it with these mother fucking creeps, on this mother fucking plane! Im not mad at this idea. Not one bit. I mean, I’m sure I’d be blackout drunk by the time we landed from all the free gifts I’d receive but this isn’t about me. Ladies, you have nowhere to run. No where to hide. Creeping has reached an all-time high. And what better way to launch a “get lucky and maybe have sex with a 6 that you got drunk on a plane” ad campaign, than on an “ultra cheap flight” to Sin City.

You know the saying, “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.” Well, this is a quick way to get a head start on the babes who are really about that life. Oh, you’re on a quick flight to Vegas? I’ll bet the rent that you’re trying to get fuUUuuuUcked up. Before she’s even off the plane you’ve planted a seed, provided her with a solid buzz, and now- she’s in Vegas baby! On paper, its flawless. Got to absolutely bring the fire in that “seat to seat” chat option though. The execution there is crucial. I’m thinking, “we could stop the universe with our heart beats tonight” basically seals the deal. All things aside, “Deplaning with a plus-one are at least 50%” is a stretch, unless you own Virgin Airlines. Despite being on the air shuttle to Vegas, chances are she either: A) Declines the drink B) Drinks the drink C) Drinks it and vomits. But in almost every scenario, she gets off the plane and never looks back. Keyword(s): ALMOST every scenario. So I’m saying there’s a chance…

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