When Derek Fisher couldn't keep his wiener in his pants (and because he was totally incompetent as a head coach) the Knicks gave him the boot and promoted Kurt Rambis from assistant to HC.
And just 3 games (1-2 for those scoring at home) into his, hopefully brief, role as ringleader of the Knicks, ya boy Kurt has been outed as a dick-swinging horndog who simply can’t resist a good girl-on-girl masturbation photo and a daily dose of the greatest butts on twitter.
This is all well and fine if you’re a 27 year old commissioner of a fantasy football league, but when you’re in charge of turning around a supremely disappointing season and convincing a fanbase, that has hitched its wagons to a 7’3 Godsend from Latvia, that you’re the man for the job- this isn’t what we had in mind.
Of course, Rambis and the organization are going with the ‘He was hacked’ approach but it doesn’t even matter (Might be the most bizarre twitter hack of all time, tbh). This is all par for the course when you’re talking about the league’s greatest circus act.
Now, do I really believe Rambass was really perusing twitter looking to publicly show his support for some softcore Asian persuasion? No, I do not. But when the former head coach was trying to bang every girl/wife/ex-wife in sight, it’s only natural that his influence would trickle down to the rest of the staff.
It’s not Kurt’s fault that he can’t resist a little bit of ass play during his down time, he’s just the product of his environment, much like the rest of this shitty team.
Which team dares play “I Touch Myself” over the arena PA when the Knicks come to town?
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) February 22, 2016