The fourth overall pick of the 2015 NBA draft has the fourth best selling jersey in the league based on sales from October through December at the NBA’s official online store, the league announced on Wednesday.
The three guys ahead of Porkchop Zingis? Steph Curry, LeBron and Kobe. Zingsanity has officially breached the greater New York area and the Latvian manifest destiny is sweeping the country.
A 7’3, rookie, white guy from Latvia has one of the best selling jerseys in THE NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION… AND HE PLAYS FOR THE KNICKS. Never in my wildest dreams.
And thus far in January? Zingsanity is posting 16.6 points and 8 rebounds per game, bringing his season’s average to 14, 8 & 2 blocks. AKA Boner Jams ’16.
That said, we all need to stay level-headed and remain calm like Kristaps PorzingiiiiiiiIiis