Swallowing cocaine filled balloons and shitting them out after crossing the border is ancient drug smuggling history. That method of mule-ing is so 2000 and late.
The new wave is moving copious amounts of illegals via vegetable shipments, specifically, bundles of carrots. Straight out of the Looney Tunes playbook and I don’t hate the move, except for the fact that it doesn’t work. That’s the only snag in this whole thing.
Mixing in a few [2,817 but who’s counting?] of these orange-taped packages with the rest of real carrots seems like a recipe for success but life isn’t always fair.