Hottest Cafeteria Lady to Date Gets Arrested For Banging Student

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DM: A 34-year-old married woman has been arrested on charges that she had sex with a 17-year-old boy who attends the same school where she works. Tonya Harris is accused of engaging in felonious sexual acts with the student at a party last November and providing alcohol to minors. She works in the cafeteria at Falcon School District 49 in El Paso County, Colorado, but has been placed on administrative leave following her arrest last Thursday.

An investigation into the incident had gone cold due to a lack of leads, until the El Paso Sherriff’s Office received new information last week through Safe2Tell, an anonymous hotline for teens. That information lead to Harris’ arrest. 

Harris, who has been married to a serviceman for 18 years, has been released on a $3,000 bond for sexual assault on a child by one in a position of trust and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, both felonies, according to the sheriff’s office.


Woah! Different breed of cafeteria ladies out there in El Paso County, Colorado. Unprecedented lunch lady hotness. Also, a different breed of asshole teenagers who snitch through an anonymous hotline. Safe2Tell, YouFuckinWish. Jealous chumps.

Average lunch lady:

Wait a second, 34 year old married for 18 fucking years? For those of you scoring at home, that means she was 16 when she got married. Turn the page; you’re 34 years old, serving tacos and banging 17 year olds. Textbook teenage marriage execution right there.

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