Meet The Jackass Cab Driver Who Almost Killed Some Girl in Midtown

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NYPOST:  The road-rage cabby who jumped a Midtown curb and crushed a young British tourist admitted yesterday he’s a lousy driver who has no business behind the wheel. “I don’t want to drive a taxi,” Mohammed Faysal Himon, 24, told The Post in an exclusive interview from a relative’s home in The Bronx.

Himon — who was not authorized to drive the cab that slammed into Sian Green, 23, likely costing her both legs — copped to a previous laundry list of moving violations, including an accident that injured a passenger in 2010. “I need a more suitable job. There’s too much stress when you’re driving in the city,” Himon said.

I hate Faysal Himon. The balls on this guy to say he “doesn’t want to drive a taxi anymore.” A day late and a dollar short bruh. The empty notion of, “I think I’ll get a job I can actually handle, now that I’ve completely ruined someone’s life” is bologna. That’s like a Taco Bell food inspector saying he’ll get a more suitable job immediately after he lets a couple hundred pallets of grade-Z meat pass through inspection, resulting in a humongous E.coli outbreak. It’s like that times 10 though, because this mutt permanently disfigured someone. Too much stress driving a cab around midtown Manhattan eh, HIMON? Wahhh. When did you figure that one out? Easily the most stressful job in the world, especially when you’re a tool who’s not even authorized to drive the damn thing. Your face pisses me off.

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