What? How has Mike Tyson never played Mike Tyson Punch out before? I mean, I guess he had his hands full knocking people’s lights out, packing pigeons beaks, and also packing his own beak. But if there was a game named after me, I got first game. Or at the very least, one game within the first 25 years of its existence. Can’t have my name on something for 25 years without a seal of approval. And Tyson has to bite through the cord, off camera, after he gets KO’d at the end of that video, I’ve already played it out in my mind.