This SF Giants Fan Is A Real Dick

Hey take it easy kid, your dad just took a heater off of his fucking heart. He probably can’t even breathe and you’re wailing away at him. Gotta suck to have a kid like this. You spend a fortune buying tickets. Spend a fortune buying him an authentic jersey and knishes and all types of shit at the game. Then you try and corral a screaming line drive for him, only to have it bounce off your hands. And then he publicly humiliates you and you can’t even enjoy the game after that. Fucking kids, man. If this guy isn’t crying under these sunglasses, he’s definitely crying on the inside:

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PS: I catch that ball with a beer in one hand.

Double PS: 100% Yes on that blonde. If that’s his wife, it makes up for having a total brat for a son.

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