A Study On Cheating Wives


DailyMail: Cheating wives not only spend more on shopping than faithful ones, but they also tend to flock to certain stores – like Banana Republic, J Crew and Macy’s. In a survey conducted by AshleyMadison.com, a dating website specializing in extramarital affairs, the ten most popular stores for female adulterers also include Ann Taylor, H&M, and bebe. And of the 52,390 female members of the website that were polled, more than a third admitted spending double on their appearance after straying from their other half – and 27% said they even have a secret credit card to fund their new purchases.

Hmm.. What a coincidence, I shop exclusively at those three stores. Better keep my eyes peeled out there, don’t want to get mauled by a cougar or anything… What a stupid fucking study though. No shit these squaws are spending double on their appearance once they split. Its called actually trying to look good. Get with the program. Once these old lassies get a ring they generally pack it up and call it a life. But even the hottest cougs know, they’re not gonna pull any studs wearing an apron. Their only option is to make up for lost time, spend double the money, and prowl at the nearest Banana Republic/J Crew. Killing 2 birds with one stone really.

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