Assclown Driving With A Shit Ton Of Paint Crashes His Car

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KomoNews: MASON COUNTY, Wash. — A Tuesday afternoon car crash near Belfair left a man and his dog shaken and covered in paint. Washington State Patrol trooper Russ Winger said the driver was alone with his dog on SR-302 southwest of Belfair when he somehow lost control of his SUV and went off the road just after 3 p.m. The man was hauling buckets of paint, which went flying on impact and left the man, his dog and the SUV coated in paint.


Fear not, the dog was uninjured and a nearby resident bathed him to remove the paint. Thank God. Pump the brakes man, you’re driving with a doggie on board and enough paint to make Sherwin-Williams blush. Quit cutting corners and learn how to control your rig.

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