Kid Takes Horrific Fall Off Skateboard

Boardslide, yeah! Aghhh save me from this damn ass fucking gay damn ass rock! Fuck out of my face Austin, I don’t want to piss on the rock and do gay things to it, I just want to live! Love the self diagnosis: left ass cheek is definitely feeling silly, no broken bones, and no clue what even happened. F’n good bail though, f’n good. This cameraman’s attempt at cursing and sounding cool is textbook. Damn ass fucking gay damn ass textbook. Say the “not so bad” words like damn and ass as much as humanly possible. Tag on a couple gays for good measure. Slip in a single “fuck” and one fuck only, and then it’s back to “f’n.” Because if you say fuck more than once you might go to hell.

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