Actress Playing Anna Nicole Smith Gets Prosthetic Boobs

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DailyMail: To realistically portray the late Anna Nicole Smith, actress Agnes Bruckner was faced with a challenge. She had to go from a B bra cup size to a DD to play the star in the Lifetime biopic The Anna Nicole Story, but she wasn’t willing to go under the surgeon’s knife to achieve the look. So the filmmakers turned to Oscar-winning special effects makeup artist Greg Cannom, who designed state-of-the art prosthetic breasts that were applied during four-hour-long fitting sessions to the 27-year-old each morning prior to shooting. ‘They couldn’t have been any more real looking,’ she said. I’d look at myself, and I kept thinking, “Oh, my God, could you imagine if they really were that big?”


Firstly, credit Greg Cannom with a top shelf design. Those fun bags look glorious. Secondly, how depressed is Agnes Bruckner going to be when she’s done shooting this film? On a scale of 1-10 she’ll probably be at a thousand. You don’t just walk around with A+ tits for weeks on end and then going back to your boring B’s without hitting the bottle hard. Don’t get me wrong, she looks good and I got absolutely nothing against B’s. Let me be clear on that front. But you’re lying to yourself if you think she’s not going to look in the mirror after this is all said and done, and think, “fuck.” PTSD. Post Tits Stress Disorder.

PS- If Anna Nicole Smith were still alive, her Twitter game would probably rival Amanda Bynes. Roller coaster lifestyle times infinity times infinity.

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