DailyMail: A truck driver is suing a doctor after he was left with an erection that lasted for eight months and a scrotum the size of a volleyball following penile implant surgery. Daniel Metzgar, 44, had the surgical procedure in 2009. This week, a medical malpractice lawsuit heard claims that the surgery had been botched. The Newark truck driver’s attorney, Michael C. Heyden, told a court that everyday tasks – such as riding in his motorbike or collecting his newspaper – became a problem for Mr Metzgar as he was ‘stuck in this position’.
The urologist fitted inflatable cylinders inside the shaft of the penis, a fluid reservoir under the abdominal wall and a pump inside the scrotum, The News Journal reported. But attorneys for Dr Desperito, who denies responsibility, claim that occasionally bad medical results can occur without it being anyone’s fault.
‘I could hardly dance, with an erection poking my partner,’ he said.
Just hate it when this happens. You think you’ll just go and have a few inflatable cylinders and fluid reservoirs lodged inside your shaft, and the next thing you know you can’t even ride your scooter around or read the Wall Street Journal. It’s a cruel world sometimes. And to make matters worse you’ve got an 8 month-old raging woody, nuts that could double as volleyballs, and nobody is taking responsibility for it. He can save the whole not being able to dance argument, though. If your boner isn’t constantly jabbing your dance partner, you’re not even dancing.