Monthly Archives: July 2013

Granny’s Cookies

I can’t know for sure if this lady is Jewish. But I can say with 1000% certainty, this lady is Jewish. Just your quintessential old, cranky, Jewish squaw. Her cart is completely bare, aside from a coupon book, because all she does is strut around complaining about the prices. Open your eyes lady, this isn’t the 50’s anymore.

Completely refused to listen and understand that the fucking Oreos were 2.99. Simply couldn’t splurge an extra 101 cents even if they were $4.00? At one point, the price had risen to $5 a bag. You’re just arguing with yourself you psycho. So feisty. Complete supermarket meltdown. Show some poise out there nan.

“I don’t understand what you’re doing son!” Somebody’s grandma sucks!

S/O @Seal_13 for the tip and smooth camera work.

3 Pioneers

Say what you will, but I think these 3 tranny’s are doing a fine job at shaping America’s youth. Setting up shop right in front of Central HS giving a timeless lesson in prostitution. Hey kids, don’t have sex with prostitutes, because she might actually be a dude! It’s like when a former gang member, who is now a reformed born again Christian or some shit, comes to speak about the dangers of joining a gang. Except these bros just parked their dicks next to the crossing guard soliciting $5 handies and suckies.

Dude Kills Himself And Instructs Surviving Brother To Leave $500 Tips To Servers

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Gawker: It’s been almost exactly one year since Seth Collins started his quest to honor his late brother Aaron’s dying wish: “Leave an awesome tip (and I don’t mean 25%. I mean $500 on a fucking pizza) for a waiter or waitress.” Aaron, who passed away at 30 of an apparent suicide, intended for his wish to be a one-time thing.

But a donation page the family set up to help them fulfill the unusual request saw funds pour in after the original video went viral, and Seth soon found himself with over $60,000 earmarked for tips. So he decided to expand his brother’s final act of generosity to all fifty states. 

Seth says that once he reaches the end of his 4-month road trip he plans to just keep going until all the donated money is gone.


Unbelievable. I can’t be the only one that thinks this idea is the coolest idea ever. And when I say, “coolest idea ever” I absolutely mean, “the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard in my life.” You can’t make ridiculous requests like this when you commit suicide. These kinds of outlandish requests are reserved for people who couldn’t fulfill their wish themselves because of circumstance. Maybe if you’ve been battling an incurable disease, and for some odd reason your last wish was to leave a fat tip for the pizza boy, then fine. But you don’t get to call shots like this when you killed yourself. Now your family not only has to deal with your death, but they have to piss away 60 fucking grand.

Which brings me to my next point, what kind of bozo donates money to a fund set up for a bro who didn’t want to live? If you want to galavant around town leaving outrageous tips, so be it. That’s on you. But don’t beg me for money from your grave, so that your surviving family members can do it for you. That’s just lazy. Lazy and stupid. Sucks to be Seth Collins.

Anna Benson is Still A Lunatic, Just a Lot Uglier

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NYPost: Infamous “Baseball Wife” Anna Benson allegedly went batty yesterday when she pulled a gun on her estranged husband, former Mets pitcher Kris Benson, and demanded money, according to reports. The haggard-looking former Penthouse model and reality-TV star was arrested early yesterday on assault and trespassing charges after she allegedly barged into her husband’s Marietta, Ga., home and threatened him with the firearm and a metal baton, according to TMZ. Kris managed to slip away and call police, to tell them his wife — wearing a bulletproof vest — was on a rampage, TMZ said.

She made her most infamous headlines in 2004, in an interview with shock jock Howard Stern. “I told [Kris], cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I’m going to screw everybody on your entire team,” she said.


What a lady! You know you can tell a lot about someone by staring into their eyes. Sometimes you look directly into a chicks eyes and immediately know, this babe is a real ice queen. But Anna Benson’s eyes? Those soul windows scream, “Fire arms, metal batons, bullet proof vests, monetary demands, and threatening to screw an entire major league roster!” And it would still be worth it, if she wasn’t so blown out. At this rate she looks like a beach house 4. Can’t make demands when you’re below the curve, Anna. Still would though…

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Fly Attendant Accused of Smuggling Rats

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Gawker: A veteran American Airlines flight attendant accused by her colleagues of smuggling a pet rat onto an international flight in her underwear has filed a lawsuit against the airline, claiming the accusations have resulted increased customs screenings and symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder. 

Two American Airlines employees made the rat-smuggling allegations against Louann Giambattista, 55, in 2012. According to the lawsuit, one of the accusers, a pilot, told airline officials “he saw a bulge in [her] pocket” that looked like a “live pet” as he helped her exit a van during a layover. A flight attendant on another flight “believed [Giambattista] fed her pet rats” during at least one flight.

Giambattista’s attorney admits his client is an animal lover who owns dogs, gerbils, hamsters, and, at one time, a pet rat. “Everybody has pets — she has her pets at home, not at work,” attorney Stephen Morelli told theNew York Post. “She’s not a nut. They’re making her out to be a nut.”

 

I’ve had it with these motherfucking rats on this motherfucking plane! Fucking colleagues, man. What’s it to you if I want to keep Fival tucked away in my cooch? Quit tattling and stay out of my lane. Although, I fully believe Louann Giambattista was indeed smuggling rats in her underwear. Her name just gives me the rat smuggler vibe, and I’ll call a spade a spade every time. I’ll also say she is definitely a nut. Partly because she stuffed a rat in her twat, and partly because she owns multiple rodent breeds. Psycho nation. One of the top 5 worst pets is a rat. Trust me, I made a list.

5) Parrots- Squawking.

4) Ferrets/Weasels- Creeps.

3) Rats- Disgusting.

2) Cats- Devil.

1) Snakes- Snakes.

PS- This is Louann Giambattista

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HUGE rat owner vibes going on.