Daily Mail: Mother-of-one with crazy troll obsession owns over 3,000 dolls and even has her own ‘troll sanctuary’ where she dresses up like her pink-haired collectables. Ugly, flame-haired plastic dolls became one of the United States’ biggest toy fads in the early 1960s. And although they are usually the plaything of small children, one grown woman is so obsessed with trolls dolls that she owns over 3,000. And mother-of-one Michelle Kerrins’ obsession shows no sign of abating.
The 38-year-old began her crazy obsession when she was just 10 years old and now spends at least four days a week scouring flea markets and thrift stores for yet more, usually snapping up at least three new ones a week. And whenever long suffering husband Dean complains, Michelle puts on her special troll patterned bikini – which she refuses to wear in a pool for fear the chlorine will ruin it – and flirts with him. However, Dean draws the line at getting close to Michelle when she puts on her troll mask.
Daughter Delaney, 14, is more understanding and even helps her mother undertake the mammoth task of cleaning the trolls and photographing each of them so they can be catalogued. Speaking about her love of trolls on TLC’s My Crazy Obsession, Michelle said: ‘Trolls make me really happy when they are all looking at me.
Never watch shows like this because they just piss me off. People just going completely off the deep-end, like that show Intervention. Show fucking sucks. Im not into the business of watching human train wrecks (i.e Teen Mom). Jersey Shore gets a pass, but thats another story.
Back to this wackjob. 3,000 is an enormous number. Especially when used in the context of troll ownership. She “spends at least four days a week scouring flea markets and thrift stores.” Yeah, no shit. This is exactly the type of lady you’d expect to find in a flea market. Walking around looking for troll paint and troll masks and all that shit. You can tell a lot by looking into someone’s eyes. And THESE are fucking flea market, troll hoarding eyes if I ever seen ’em:
Yikes. And is she really going to complain that her husband isn’t a troll fucker? Is that what this is about? Give me a break! Give fucking Dean a break! You should be happy anybody can actually tolerate you and your colossal gang of trolls. Those things are gross, lady. This guy Dean must be a complete loser to stick around this charade.
Poor Delaney, too. Photographing and cleaning trolls at the age of 14? Good luck in life.